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Women, what are your thoughts on toupees?

I am getting back into the dating pool after a 40 year hiatus. Back in the day I had a full head of hair, and in the last 40 years some of those brown locks have decided that the top of my head wasn't a good place to live. I typically wear a baseball cap wherever I go to cover up my "solar panel" but I have a date scheduled at a nice Oyster bar in downtown Topeka next weekend and I do not want to wear a hat at the table. I'm not current on pop culture so I'm not sure whether or not it is taboo to wear a toupee. I've tried on a few that look unimaginably good but before I spent $475 I wanted a little feedback. Thanks for your help.

toupees are icky just be your natural self,gain some confidence

p.s. it would freak me out if things got serious and that thing fell off in front of me or something

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